Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather who
always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on
weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old
granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -
pancakes, ice cream, candy — just him and his granddaughter. One
particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel
like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward
to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to
the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the
drive and breakfast. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran
upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you
enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. “Not really, Pa Pa, it was
really boring. We didn’t see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of
crap, horse’s ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind bastard,
dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!”